BabyShaker, Leader of Men
Oh Captain, My Captain
American, patriot, master of the atom, scurge of the despot.
Birthday:  10/25/73
Location:
Anchorage, Alaska, USA
Connection:  Cable 512 K
Computer:  500mhz Athlon, 64 mb ram, voodoo 3                       1000 
Favorite Food:  Red Salmon &
Beer
4 Favorite Movies:  Empire Strikes back
                                 Raiders of the Lost Arc
                                 Saving Private Ryan
                                 BraveHeart
Model of leadership:   Darth Sidious
Favorite game/map:    The Baron / The Wall
Bio & Myth Methodology
I'm a 27 year old college student.  I am majoring Political Science with a minor in Economics.  I plan to go into politics after I graduate and then take control of the US government and establish an American empire that straddles the globe.  I also work part-time for the US census bureau collecting secret gov't info on all of you.
         The games I host are almost always played on legendary.  Don't ask me to lower the Difficulty because it ain't gonna happen.  I also never play with the map on.  Again, don't ask me to turn it on because that would make the game easier.  I also don't chat much once the game begins.  A lot of time I don't even pay attention to the chat.  This is because I'm focusing like a laser on winning.  I don't know how some of you play and chat at the same time.
        Please tell me what units you prefer before the game starts.  I like everyone to have the units that they're happy with so I do my best to hand out the right units to the right people.  If two people request the same unit I will usually give the unit to the first person who asked.  So if you really want a particular unit I suggest you make your wishes known to me asap.  Before I start most games I will ask what units everyone wants by saying "UNITS?"  If you say "any" I will usually give you the least popular unit because I assume you really don't care what units you get.  So don't complain when you get the J-man!  Once in a blue moon I forget to give people units, please let me know if everyone has units except for you.  Again, sometimes I don't even read the chat so be sure to YELL at me.
Sometimes I will take units away from you to give to someone else who met an untimely end.  Please don't complain, I try to take the only a bare minimum from you and I always take from myself before taking any of your units.
   
My Deer
   Not many people know how I met my deer.  Long ago, there was a peep named North.  North had a deer.  I would often ask him if I could pet his deer.  North was one of the only people who would let me pet his deer.  I couldn't help but want to have my own deer though.  One day I spyed a lonely looking deer wandering the wastrels of B.net.  I gave him snacks every time I saw him.  After a while the deer came to following me around and the rest is history.......
   

"I"ll start this off without any words.  I got so high, I scratched til I bled.  Love myself better than you.  I know it's wrong, but what should I do?  The finest day that I've ever had, was when I learned to cry on demand.  One more special message to go and then I'm done and i can go home.  I'm on a plain, I can't complain."
My Bike, the Suzuki GS 500e.  A great bike.  It's smaller than most bikes.  I got it up to 110 mph one time
Orcrist2@excite.com
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