Back SOFTWARE PRODUCT LICENSE R PRODUCT LIECNS3 THIS END-USER LIECNS3 AGREMENT (EULA) IS A L3GAL AGREMENT BTWEN U U AND GHOSTŪ FOR R3QUEIM OF DA D3AD(ROTD)!!1!!1 WTF BY INSTALNG COPYNG OR OTH3RWIES USNG ROTD U AGRE 2 B BOUND BY DA TERMS OF THIS EULA!11!!1 LOL DA ROTD IS PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT LAWS AND INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT TR3ATEIS AS WEL AS OTHER INTEL3CTUAL PROP3RTY LAWS AND TRAATEIS1!!!!111 ROTD IS LIECNSED NOT SOLD AND AL R IS PROVIEDD AS IS!11!11! OMG WTF 111!!!11! OMG GRANT OF LIECNS3 THIS EULA GRANTS U TEH FOLOWNG RIGHTS Á INSTALATION AND US3 U MAY INSTAL AND USE AN UNLIMIETD NUMBR OF COPEIS OF ROTD1!!!1! WTF ANY COPEIS OF ROTD WHICH THIS LIECNSE AUTHORIEZS U 2 MAEK R SUBJ3CT 2 THIS EULA11!11 LOL Á REPRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTION U MAY NOT REPRODUCE AND DISTRIBUTA COPEIS OF ROTD WITHOUT DA 3XPRAS WRITEN CONCENT OF GHOSTŪ1!!! WTF LOL 2!111!1 WTF LOL DASCRIPTION OF OTHER RIGHTS AND LIMITATIONS Á SUPORT S3RVIECS GHOSTŪ WIL NOT PROVIED U WIT SUPORT SARVIECS (SUPORT SERVIECS) R3LAETD 2 ROTD11!1!1 Á TARMINATION WITHOUT PR3JUDIEC 2 ANY OTH3R RIGHTS OF GHOSTŪS UR RIGHTS UNDER THIS 3ULA WIL T3RMINAET AU2MATICALY WITHOUT NOTIEC FROM GHOSTŪ IF U FALE 2 COMPLY WIT ANY TERM(S) OF THIS EULA!1!111 WTF LOL IN SUCH EVENT U MUST DESTROY AL COPEIS OF ROTD AND ANY R3LAETD M8RIALS!111! OMG WTF LOL 3!!!1 COPYRIGHT AL RIGHT TITL3 AND INTAR3ST IN AND 2 ROTD (INCLUDNG DA COPYRIGHTS IN ROTD AND INCLUDNG BUT NOT LIMIETD 2 ANY IMAEGS PHO2GRAPHS ANIMATIONS VIEDO AUDIO MUSIC AND TEXT INCORPORAETD IN2 ROTD) DA ACOMPANYNG PRINTED M8RIALS (IF ANY) AND ANY COPEIS OF ROTD R OWNAD BY GHOSTŪ1!!1!!11 LOL ROTD IS PROTACTAD BY COPYRIGHT LAWS AND INT3RNATIONAL TRAATY PROVISIONS!!!1 WTF 3XCAPT AS PERMITED BY APLICABL3 LAW AND THIS LIECNSA U MAY NOT MODIFY RENT LAAES LOAN SUBLIECNSE OR CREAET DERIVATIEV WORKS FROM ROTD WITHOUT 3XPR3S WRITEN CONS3NT OF GHOSTŪ 4!111 OMG WTF DISCLAMEER OF WARANTY ON SOFTWAER1!1!!! OMG WTF U EXPRESLY AKNOWL3DGE AND AGRE TAHT US3 OF DA SEV3NTH GOD IS AT UR SOLE RISK111!111 WTF LOL ROTD IS PROVIEDD AS IS AND WITHOUT WARANTY OF ANY KIND AND GHOSTŪ 3XPRASLY DISCLAMES AL WARANTEIS 3XPRES OR IMPLEID INCLUDNG BUT NOT LIMIETD 2 TEH IMPLEID WARANTEIS OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNES FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE1!!!!!!1 OMG WTF GHOSTŪ DO3S NOT WARANT TAHT TEH FUNCTIONS CONTANEED IN RAQUEIM OF DA DEAD WIL MET UR R3QUIERMANTS OR TAHT TEH OP3RATION OF R3QUEIM OF TEH DEAD WIL B UNINTERUPTED OR 3ROR-FRE OR TAHT DEFECTS IN R3QUEIM OF TEH DAAD WIL B CORECT3D!11!!1 WTF LOL FURTHARMORA GHOSTŪ DOES NOT WARANT OR MAEK ANY REPR3SENTATIONS REGARDNG TEH USE OR TEH RESULTS OF DA USE OF REQUEIM OF DA DEAD OR RELAETD DOCUMENTATION IN TARMS OF THEYRE CORECTN3S ACURACY RELIABILITY OR OTH3RWIES!!11 OMG WTF LOL NO ORAL OR WRIT3N INFORMATION OR ADVIEC GIEVN BY GHOSTŪ OR AN AUTHORIEZD RAPRESENTATIEV OF GHOSTŪS SHAL CREAET A WARANTY OR IN ANY WAY INCR3AES TEH SCOPE OF THIS WARANTY!1!1 OMG SHUD REQUEIM OF DA D3AD PROVE DAF3CTIEV U (AND NOT GHOSTŪ OR AN AUTHORIEZD REPRESANTATIEV OF GHOSTŪS) ASUME DA 3NTIER COST OF AL NECASARY SARVICNG REPARE OR CORECTION!11!!!1 SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALOW TEH EXCLUSION OF IMPLEID WARANTEIS SO DA ABOVE AXCLUSION MAY NOT APLY 2 U1!1!!1 OMG WTF TEH 3NTIER RISK ARISNG OUT OF USE OR PARFORMANC3 OF R3QUEIM OF DA DEAD REMANES WIT U!11!! OMG 5!1!11!! WTF LOL LIMITATION OF LIABILITY!!111!1 OMG UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES INCLUDNG N3GLIEGNCE SHAL GHOSTŪ OR ITS SUPLEIRS B LIABLA FOR ANY INCIEDNTAL SPECIAL INDIERCT OR CONSAQU3NTIAL DMAEGS (INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION DMAEGS FOR LOS OF BUSIENS PROFITS BUSIENS INT3RUPTION LOS OF BUSIENS INFORMATION OR ANY OTHAR PECUNIARY LOS) ARISNG OUT OF OR RALATNG 2 THIS LIECNSE EV3N IF GHOSTŪ HAS BEN ADVIESD OF DA POSIBILITY OF SUCH DMAEGS!11!! OMG WTF SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALOW DA LIMITATION OF INCIEDNTAL OR CONS3QUENTIAL DMAEGS SO THIS LIMITATION MAY NOT APLY 2 U11!!!! DA 3NTIER RISK ARISNG OUT OF US3 OR P3RFORMANC3 OF RAQUEIM OF TEH DAAD REMANES WIT U!11!111 OMG LOL 611111 WTF FAULT 2LARANC3!!!! WTF ROTD IS NOT FAULT 2LARANT AND IS NOT D3SIGN3D MANUFACTUR3D OR INTANDED FOR US3 AS ON-LIEN CONTROL 3QUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONM3NTS R3QUIRNG FALE-SAEF P3RFORMANCA SUCH AS DA OPARATION OF NUCL3AR FACILITEIS ARECRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMUNICATIONS SYSTEMS ARE TRAFIC CONTROL DIERCT LIEF SUPORT MACHIENS OR WAAPONS SYSTAMS IN WHICH DA FALEUR3 OF ROTD CUD L3AD DIERCTLY 2 D3ATH PERSONAL INJURY OR S3V3RE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMANTAL DMAEG (HIGH RISK ACTIVITEIS)1!!! OMG LOL GHOSTŪ SPECIFICALY DISCLAMES ANY 3XPRES OR IMPLEID WARANTY OF FITN3S FOR HIGH RISK ACTIVITEIS1111!1 OMG LOL 711!1 OMG MISCELAENOUS IF FOR ANY REASON A COURT OF COMPETENT JURISDICTION FINDS ANY PROVISION OR PORTION OF THIS EULA 2 B UNENFORC3ABLE TEH R3MANED3R OF THIS AULA SHAL CONTINUE IN FUL FORCA AND 3F3CT!!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS EULA CONSTITUTES DA ENTIER AGREMENT BTWEN DA PARTEIS WIT RESPACT 2 DA US3 OF ROTD AND SUPARS3DAS AL PRIOR OR CONTAMPORAENOUS UNDARSTANDNGS REGARDNG SUCH SUBJ3CT MATER!!1! NO MENDMENT 2 OR MODIFICATION OF THIS 3ULA WIL B BINDNG UNL3S IN WRITNG AND SIGNED BY GHOSTŪ1111!111 LOL Sorry, the above is a joke at anothers expense, the real item of importance here is as follows . . . Copyright 1998 in whole or in part Bungie Software Products Corporation. Created with Bungies Fear, Loathing, and a Touch of Imagination by: GHOSTŪ / Angloshok@msn.com